Title: "Detour `a Deux" Author: Nanc, 3/1/03 Category: XF/Alice in Wonderland crossover Keywords: 155w, MSR, H Rating: R Spoiler: Detour Summary: A detour from 'Detour'. For the RetroX 155 word crossover challenge Feb'03 Disclaimer: No infringement intended Archive: Sure, tell me where. Feedback: Sure... but not over 155 words ;-D ================================================== "There's some kind of network..." "Geronimo!" "Mulder?!" Scully dodged as he fell. " *Ouch*." "Ever look before leaping? Now we're both stuck down here." "You said there were tunnels!" "I *thought* there might..." *THUMP!* Instantly something white bounded past them into the gloom beyond. "Mulder, was that thing wearing a... vest?" "I believe its called a 'waistcoat'." Pause. "We need..." "To follow?" "... a *ladder*." "And just leave?!" "It won't be lonely - remember the Mothmen?" "Sorry, no ladder. Shall we?" Sighing. "Onwards, Captain." "Ooh, talk nautical to me, Scully." "Kiss my windlass, Mulder." - "Dang, another dead end." "Look." Her flashlight revealed one cupcake on a table. And a note. He held it up so she could read the words. " 'Eat Me', Mulder?" "Thought you'd *never* ask". "Mulder, get serious. Who'd do this?" "I am serious; I seriously can't guess." He started to unwrap it. "Wait!" He nibbled. And began to get larger. And harder. Luckily, there was also a bed. ======= the end ===== ____________\'/ Nanc, nanim_uk@yahoo.com __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/