Date: Tue, 10 MAR 1998 20:36:29 -0500 From: Hopkins Subject: Lump VII: El Mucho Lumpo by Chupacabra and MonkeyGirl "Lump VII: El Mucho Lumpo" Authors: Chupacabra and MonkeyGirl Category: SRH Spoilers: uh, yeah. why the hell not? Rating: NC-17 baby!!!! Summary: toss some more ingredients into the recipe for one giant mass orgy and there's the plot. disclaimer: well shiban really is chupa's but the rest belong to fox cc 1013 and in the case of spotsy himself. dedication: to the ever-faithful readers you all rock yeah baby you go!!!! * * * * * * * John Shiban sat entranced by his computer screen unable to break away from the intense, angsty, beautiful, tear-inspiring Lydia Bower MSR fanfic he was reading. Spotnitz had just entered the room; if Shiban got another fanfic-reading-violation he'd be off staff. So he went to shut down Internet Explorer, only to be engulfed in a bright white light. * * * * * * * When Shiban came to he was next to Spotsy... in Mulder's office. "Wow, rob maier will kill off, better get off set," Spotsy said. But they found they were actually in the Hoover building. Desperately they ran out, into the streets of DC. Shiban then had a revelation. "Spotsy there's only one way to tell if we're really in the alternate dimension or what," he said. "Hegal Place." They went, and from the street walked into the apartment. Once secured within 42 they began to wish they hadn't come. Rather... primitive noises were emanating from the bedroom. "Shipper fic?" Shiban whispered. Spotsy barely nodded. He should have known better than to tease all those horny fans with an episode like "Detour". They walked into the bedroom. Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Krycek, Langly, Byers, and Frohike were all screwing one another like rabbits, while a small form lay passed out and halfway in the closet. "OOOOOHHH GOODY!!!!!" Scully cried seeing the two men. "MORE!!!!!!" Suddenly another man entered from behind the writers and jumped on Mulder. Shiban and Spotnitz stared at one another aghast. Could it...? "Charlie!!!!!!!!!!" Scully yipped. Mulder looked up. "The alien clone brother is here?" "yeah actually, he's right on top of you." "I thought that was Byers still." "Nope, I'm right over here," Byers called from his position beneath Krycek. "and damn straight better stay" krycek muttered under his breath. "Anyways everyone this is my brother Charlie. He's been estranged from the family for years due to his homosexual tendencies." "Ain't nothing wrong with those. Scully when did you ever have a problem about that?" "Not her, those damn Catholic families, that's it," Frohike supplied. Shiban, depraved enough in reality and horny beyond belief in this mass-orgy of a fanfic, jumped into the fray, landing - with fairly accurate aim - on top of Skinner. Spotsy looked confused and abandoned for a brief moment, before his hormones got the better of him and he too was a part of all the lovin'. It was a mass of Spanish exclamations of pleasure by shiban (who finally did get to chinga) and fleece vests of Frohike's being tossed into the air. "Chris!!!!!!" Spotsy screamed at the peak of his ecstasy. "Oh, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This then woke Lump, who, having already had one kid decided it wasn't too bad if she had another, completed the menage. AND THE CONSORTIUM LOOKED ON, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. * * * * * * * that last line was supposed to be a witty suspenseful lead-in cliffhanger to lump viii: the consortium of lump and love. too bad it didn't work though.