NEW & REVISED: "Neither Here Nor There" 03/06 Author: Tesla Feedback: Tesla@hiwaay.net Rating: NC-17 for violence, sexual situations, and language See part one for detailed headers. "It's me." Amanda looked through the peephole, and saw Mulder. She was horribly conscious that she was wearing a sweatshirt and flannel pants, and her hair was flat, and she hesitated. Then she saw that he was dripping wet, and she fumbled quickly at the locks. He stepped in, gingerly wiping his feet on her floor mat. "I know I didn't...I'm sorry, but..." He trailed off. Amanda put her hands on the lapels of his coat. "No, Mulder, it's fine. Please, take that off, you're shivering. Come in, let me close the door. I was just watching television." The corner of his mouth quirked. "Frohike gave me your address. I think he suspects." He stripped off his raincoat and suit coat, and let her hang them up on her coat tree. Grunting, he bent slightly and tugged clumsily at his shoelaces, jerking the shoes off and leaving them on the mat. They were expensive and thoroughly wet. "Mulder, what's wrong?" Amanda asked, pulling him back to the bedroom, where the light was on. "Come get a towel. What happened?" she asked, her voice sharper than she intended. She saw the boxer's tape on his knuckles as he went into the bathroom. "Did you hit someone?" She picked up the remote and put Comedy Central on *mute.* Mulder emerged after a moment in bare feet, toweling his head. "I put my socks on your towel rack. And, no. I hit myself. Well, I hit a mirror in a men's restroom in the lobby of a mental hospital." Amanda felt a tender pain from her throat down to her loins. She stepped up to Mulder and put her arms around his waist. "It's okay," she said. "It's okay." His arms folded around her and his damp cheek rested against hers. She felt him shiver slightly. "I don't want---I don't want---" Mulder muttered into her hair. 'Jesus Christ, I'm going to be one person who doesn't ask you for something,' Amanda thought. What she said was, "Mulder, just relax. If you weren't a federal agent, I'd offer you one of my Tylenol codeine from my dental work." Mulder hugged her tighter. "I may take it. Or a beer." "If you want a beer, I'll get you one. You can take a shower, if you leave my mirror alone." He laughed, and let go. "You got a deal." Amanda went in the kitchen, praying she still had beer. If not, she was take her last ten dollars and go to the kid next door and buy his. She heard Mulder thumping around in the shower, at the same time she discovered two Rolling Rocks behind the wilted head of lettuce. Giving thanks to the beer gods, she went back to her bedroom with both bottles, and hung up the soaking wet dress pants, tie, and shirt Mulder had tossed on the end of her bed. The bathroom door was partially open. 'Mulder. In my shower.' The water stopped, and Mulder mock-bellowed. "Hey, beer now or the mirror goes!" She clinked the bottles together, and the door swung open. Mulder was wearing her bath sheet, looking a little less miserable. "Hey, the robot show!" he said, taking one beer and twisting off the top. "Can we watch?" The bath sheet slipped dangerously. "Why do you think it's on that channel?" Amanda asked, and picked up the remote. Mulder pulled the covers back on the unused side of the bed, and shed the towel. After a heartbeat, she followed him. She would never have believed it, but she dozed off, to wake up when the television turned itself off. Mulder was snoring gently beside her, flat on his back, but pressed along her entire left side. She gently touched his arm, his skin cool to her touch. "Hmm?" he murmured. "Did I take the covers?" and he rolled towards her, wrapping the quilt around them both, and falling back into sleep. Amanda drifted in and out of wakefulness all night, not wanting to sleep. She didn't want to forget the feel of Fox Mulder breathing on her neck, even his turnings in bed, and the snores. Once he moved suddenly, and whacked her with his knee. "I'm sorry," he said, in the same dreaming voice, and rubbed her leg. He kissed her, lightly, on the neck, and she felt his eyelashes brush as he closed his eyes. She woke up, with him cradling her, to the sound of his cell phone. He pulled slightly away from her, and answered it. "Mulder." A pause. "You don't mind, Dave? Okay." He raised his head out of the blankets and peered over her head. "About twenty minutes. Same place. You're a fine young agent, Dave. I have a shaver in the locker. Cool." He clicked off. "Gotta go," he told Amanda. Amanda pulled the pillow over her head and pretended to go back to sleep. He fumbled around for a while, and was trying so hard to be quiet that he kept dropping his keys, wallet, badge, gun. After the door closed behind him, Amanda lay under the coverlet for a long time, not asleep, not moving, not thinking. The sheets still smelled of him. ++++++++++ Scully and Dr. Mathis had been in the anteroom of the morgue debating which chemical tests they could use next. Evidently, the Canterell family was in no hurry to come and get Carla. It was sad, and on one level, and it bothered Scully; but it made the testing less of a rush job. She had already changed clothes, but the chief was still in her scrubs. Someone came in the swinging doors behind Scully, and Dr. Mathis looked up, and smiled. "Oh, someone else without a life. Nothing like a warm morgue on a cold Friday night. What can we do for you, blue- eyed boy?" "Someone called and said you needed the crime scene Polaroids," David Henderson answered. "I do check my messages once in a while." Scully felt herself stiffening, but forced herself to turn around. He was carrying in an accordion file, and nodded pleasantly at Scully before he put the file on the table. "We can get our digital ones on the laptop. These are the County investigator's pictures." He set out several stacks of pictures on the tabletop, long fingers sorting them in neat stacks. "I'm right in thinking you're looking for something he placed under her body?" "Garbage bags," Scully said. "Do you have the inventory?" She was not going to ask him about Mulder's whereabouts. She would not. "Yes, and here's something I thought about on the way over here." He flipped through a stack of shots showing the kitchen, and the kitchen cabinets. "See under the sink? There's a box of garbage bags. It's nearly empty." He riffled through the next stack. "But there's an empty box in the kitchen trash can, on top of the old garbage. Don't you usually take out the old liner, open up a new box, and throw in the old box? I'm just speculating---it just seems reasonable that she wouldn't have put a couple of days of garbage and then remembered the empty box." He shrugged. "The fingerprint lab is processing it, but he probably had the gloves on." "So the killer used up the rest of the box, opened a new one, and used some of those. He put in everything that he thought was incriminating, and when he left, he looked like he was just taking it out to the dumpster." Scully said, thinking out loud. "Yeah. County has someone processing the garbage in the apartment. They had already looked in the neighborhood dumpsters for a weapon or anything with blood. Someone's at the landfill, following the dumpster from her apartment. Sooner them, than me." He gave Scully a sudden smile, and she almost took a step backwards. Henderson was really handsome, when he smiled. Maybe that's why he didn't do it too often. Mulder's tremendous presence tended to overshadow other agents, of course, but Henderson had something. "The team meets again here tomorrow," he said. He carefully replaced the photos in his file. "Can I walk you out, Dr. Scully? I sent you a copy of the interview with Patterson, but I'd like to talk with you about it." "All right." Scully picked up her briefcase and topcoat. In the corridor, she pulled on the topcoat as she walked. "What did you find out?" "Nothing. Patterson wanted to spook us, to scare Mulder. Mulder thinks he had a suspect in the Baltimore killings, and they discussed the similarities. Patterson is still pretty deep in his psychosis, I think." He hesitated, as they stood at the outer doors. "Considering that he's insane, I don't understand what the use was in going there. Mulder...." he shrugged. "Something wasn't right about that idea." "Well, Patterson wrote the book on profiling," Scully said, dryly. Henderson's expression didn't change, but she had the impression that he had withdrawn. He opened the door for her, and they walked in silence to their respective cars. Scully was annoyed; who was Henderson to tell her about Mulder's angst? Scully wasn't surprised by Henderson's car following her out of Quantico, but he followed her up all the way from the highway to Arlington. She waited until he was behind her at a red light, and threw the car into park, flung off her seat belt and ran out of her car to pound on his driver's window. "Open it!" she shouted. She saw him jerk in surprise. "Fuck," she heard, muffled by the glass, and he slowly opened the window. "What is it?" "Are you following me?" she demanded, sticking her head in the window. He looked startled for a nanosecond, then almost lunged out the window at her. "I live here! And I'm going to that bar! Get back in your goddamned car, the light's changed!" A driver tapped on the horn behind them. Henderson hit the window button, and Scully had to leap to keep from having her sleeve caught by the glass. She jumped back in her car, and put it into gear while pulling the shoulder harness over her arm. Sure enough, Henderson passed her, squealing his tires rather unnecessarily, and pulled into a parking space in front of a faux-Irish pub in the building next to her condominium. Thinking hard, Scully drove into her underground garage, parked, and then sprinted up the stairs to the street level. Henderson, still at his car, was just slamming the trunk, no doubt locking away his files and briefcase. At least he read the manual. "Hey!" she shouted. He swung around, and stood waiting for her under the entrance canopy, his hands jammed in his trench coat pockets. As she came closer, almost slipping on the wet sidewalk, she could see his expression was murderous. "Can I buy you a drink?" Scully asked meekly. Henderson looked totally taken aback. "Sure." They went inside, hung their rain-sodden topcoats, and found seats at the bar. Shamrocks and leprechauns and televisions all tuned to ESPN dotted the walls. Henderson pulled the knot of his tie loose, then undid the top button of his dress shirt. The bartender came over and looked at them in inquiry, tossing napkins on the bar. "Bourbon and water on the rocks for me," he said. "This is a late night place. Takes a long while to fill up." His eyes were slightly squinting and the corners of his mouth were tight. Anger was still coming off him like fog from dry ice, though he was speaking in a normal tone of voice. "The ambience stinks, but it's close. I live across the street." "The same," Scully told the bartender. 'I can't believe I'm provoking this man,' she thought. She was almost enjoying herself. "I live next door." "You scared me out of my wits back there. I almost rear- ended your car," Henderson said, giving her a sidelong look. The bartender set down their drinks. "Run a tab," Henderson told him. On either side of them, the stools were empty, but the bar was slowly filling up. Henderson stared straight ahead at the array of glasses. He looked like he was grinding those perfect white teeth. "Look, we got off on the wrong foot," Scully said. Henderson turned to face her, eyes narrowed. He said nothing. "Okay, 'I' got off on the wrong foot." He nodded after a moment. "Okay. In case you were wondering, I don't wanna transfer to the X-Files." Scully couldn't resist. "Oh, Mulder's already getting to you?" "God, no. It's being trapped in Skinner's office with him on a regular basis that I couldn't take." He picked up his glass and took a drink. "You two may not be scared of an Assistant Director of the Bureau, but I didn't enjoy our little visit with him today." "Welcome to my world," Scully said. "I take it you went to report to Skinner after you saw Patterson?" "Yeah. It must save a lot of time in meetings to have the reporting agent just go in and start off by telling the boss to fuck off. I felt like the sidekick in 'Top Gun.' " "I'm not laughing at you. Really. Don't you want to go with him to talk to Kersh?" Henderson gave her an austere look. Scully grinned. It was too funny to hear this from a perspective not far removed from her own. "Never mind. But you and Mulder are getting out a good profile. He doesn't pull the all-nighters like he did when we were first partners." Scully pushed her hair back, wondering how friendly Henderson would be if he knew that she had pulled his personnel file and read it. The personnel clerk had commented that Agent Mulder had done so too - was Henderson transferring? Scully wondered if Mulder had asked Frohike to check on him. Probably. "Thanks, but it's all Mulder. It's an education being around him. He doesn't miss anything. But you know that, since you're out in the field with him all the time." "I think he's brilliant," she said. "But he's my partner. So you were downtown before you came back to Quantico? Oh, of course, your office is out there." "I dropped Mulder off in Alexandria," Henderson said innocently. "But he may be wandering the streets in the rain, thinking of new ways to torment Skinner." "That'd be Mulder." She stirred the ice cubes in her glass. Scully had also called Frohike. He acted pretty wary, but when she told him she wanted to make sure that Mulder wasn't driving around with another little Krycek, he had promised to do a quick hack. On paper, David Henderson was your average federal employee: no tragic family stories, no lost sisters, no Roush stock, no trips to either polar ice cap. In person, he was. . .ickable. Scully almost jumped. Where had that thought come from? She cleared her throat softly. "So how did you end up with the Bureau?" "I was recruited out of law school," he said. "I thought I was interviewing for the DOJ, and somehow took a wrong turn." "A lawyer? That explains the tassel loafers." It was the tiny cinnamon freckles on his nose and cheekbones. It was the cobalt-blue eyes. He grinned. "Hey, you asked." "If I have another round, you may have to walk me home," Scully said, feeling flushed. "Um, how do you know Dr. Mathis?" He smiled, and raised his glass to the bartender with his other hand, shaking it. "I got to know Dr. Mathis when I was on the rotation, you know? Catch the next crime scene with Wallace. So, I decided I was going to be cool. I went down, and she let me watch her autopsy a really, really bad one. So I was cool, right?" He stopped while the bartender set their drinks down on fresh napkins. "So we get the call. And I go out with the boss, and I'm thinking, just be cool, Dave. Be like Fonzie. And I am cool. And then they take us up to the crime scene, and Wallace says, 'Gross! I could heave!' All my bravado wasted." She smiled and nodded. His haircut was what you'd expect to see on Mulder---growing into his collar and obviously not styled. He had apparently never heard of whatever gel Mulder tended to use. Except Mulder was such a fashion trendoid. Why had her mind jumped to Mulder? "Do you do this often? Go out and drink? I mean, go out and drink with women agents who abuse you?" "Hardly." Henderson seemed to feel the changed mood between them as well. Scully propped her elbow on the bar and her chin on her hand. "Why not? You're a good-looking guy." "You're teasing me," Henderson said, blinking. "I'm not one of those bar guys. I usually work with women partners. I'm the Alan damn Alda of Violent Crimes. New age, sensitive male, politically correct for the kinder, gentler Bureau." He started laughing. "No wonder you thought I was gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that." 'A Seinfeld fan,' she noted silently. She wanted to touch his dark hair and see if it was as soft as it looked. "I shouldn't have said it. It's just been so long that I've seen Mulder, I don't know. . ." "Work and play well with others?" he suggested. She nodded. That was it, exactly. "Hmm." Henderson finished his drink. "Maybe I 'am' gay." She shifted so that her knees were touching his, and she was looking into his face. He had apparently never heard about her severe, unfriendly reputation. "Are you?" All around them, the other customers spoke quietly, ordered drinks, watched the television, and smoked their cigarettes. "No," he said solemnly, and stared back into her eyes. Scully didn't want to break the moment. She put one hand out, not quite thinking about it, and Henderson took it in his. He raised her palm to his mouth and pressed his lips to it for a moment. She felt the touch of his mouth up to her shoulder. Then he lowered their clasped hands to his knee. "This is good,' Scully thought briefly. 'I like this. I want-' "I'd better walk you home," he said, his voice casual. His thumb stroked her knuckles. "So soon? "I'm getting ideas." His eyes were now so dark they looked black in the dim light of the bar. "It's nice to have someone have normal ideas," Scully said, glad to finally say it. He didn't look as surprised as she did by what she had revealed. "Well, I've got them." He waited for her smile, and then kissed the palm of her hand again. She licked her dry lips. "Not my hand, David." Changing his grip on her wrist, he pulled her closer as he leaned in, and kissed her, hard, just as if he wasn't afraid she would break. She held his head in her hands, her fingers in his hair. He was like the men she had met in college, long before the joined the government, before she met Mulder and saw an X-File. "Get a room," someone behind them said and laughed. "Walk me home," she said. And just like that, she and David Henderson were in her condo elevator making out. He knew not to grab her where the holster rested in her waist band, and she knew he was wearing a shoulder holster. "Always use Federal Express," she said, and not only did he understand the feeble joke, he was laughing. It had been years since she had laughed so much, especially when they went back through the lighted living room to her dim bedroom. There they were, in their suits, each taking off a topcoat, a jacket. Trying to keep their faces straight, they each removed their holsters and checked that their weapons were on safety; two sets of credentials; two cell phones. It was ridiculous. It had been years since she had laughed in her bedroom with any man. The rain had started again, sluicing down her windows. "Hah! I win, I got a tie," David said, pulling it loose, and snapping it off. He draped it over the back of the same chair he had draped his coat and other belongings over, away from where she'd placed her things. "It wouldn't look good if I had to badge someone and whipped out yours," he quipped. "No. No, it wouldn't." She'd been thinking the same thing. He stopped dead, one loafer off and one on. "Damn, lady, what's with this black bra and white blouse look? No wonder you don't take off your jacket." Scully smirked at him. "For a profiler, you're very unobservant." "Oh, right, like I'm going to not look in your eyes when you're talking. You've got red hair and a gun." She pushed him backwards onto the bed and lowered herself beside him. "No need to be pushy." he murmured, leaning on one elbow to unbutton her blouse. "You were too tall," Scully said. She popped a button off his dress shirt, and hesitated, her mouth open in dismay. "No one ever did that before." He grinned. "Cool." He pulled her to him by the front of her open blouse and kissed her open mouth. Somewhere in removing her pantyhose and bra, he saw her tattoo, and blinked at it. "I'd like to see this in the light," he said, and then she felt his tongue outlining it. "You like it?" she asked, with difficulty. "Tastes great," he said, and begin kissing his way up her back, deliberately tickling her enough to make her giggle. When she rolled over and grabbed his arm, she had to taste his throat to see if he really did smell faintly of chlorine. He did. ++++++++++++ David lay heavily on top of her. She was wrapped around him, unwilling to give up the feeling of skin to skin. "I have to get up," he said into her ear. She stroked his broad swimmer's shoulders. "Let me up for just a second, sweetie." "No," she said, holding him tighter. She liked it. "I have to take this off," he said patiently. "I'll come right back." She let him go so fast that they both started laughing. He went in her bathroom and came back quickly in the cold night air, as she held the comforter up for him. He slid under it and into her embrace. Outside, the rain was washed down the window. "What is it?" David asked. "What's what?" "I can hear the gears grinding, " he replied, smoothing the hair out of her eyes. She wanted to ask him to stay. "Um, do you do this often? Are you always this much fun?" "I hope I'm always this much fun, but no, I hardly ever do this. Or, never. I never do this. I can't remember doing this for years. And I'm going to go to sleep in a minute." "And I thought you were a new age guy." She pulled his hand to her cheek. "If you're too weak to leave, that's fine." "I don't have to explain protein loss to you, Doc," he said, his eyes closing. But Scully fell asleep before his breathing settled. The next morning, she felt him wake up with a jolt. She wrapped herself around him. "Remember who you're with?" she said into his neck. She couldn't believe how well she had slept. "Yeah. I just remembered I have to pick up your partner." He yawned widely, chin bumping the top of her head. "He lets you drive?" she asked, indignant. "Had to," David said laconically. "It's my car." He groaned, and squeezed the arm draped on his chest and sat up. "Glad I live close." He looked down at her, eyes glinting. "Can I take it we're friends, now, or are we just going to pretend it didn't happen?" "Maybe both," Scully said, more provocatively than she intended. David looked at her for a long moment. God, in the light of day he was still handsome. "Yeah? Well, cover up the girls, or it'll happen again." ++++++++++ Driving in to the briefing, Henderson told Mulder about the plastic bags. "I gave Agent Scully our report about Patterson. I still don't like it. Something's not right. It bothers me." "It bothers you because you were in the presence of evil. It bothers you because there's something wrong. I don't know yet, either. Something's off." Mulder rubbed his bandaged knuckles. "So you and Scully kissed and made up?" Henderson snorted, swerving the car violently and passing an SUV. "I told her I didn't want to transfer to your department." "I'm hurt, Dave. Really, I am. Once you get used to him, Skinner is just like a big brother. Wait until you see him really mad. His entire head gets red. You should be out in the field with him when something goes wrong." "Yeah, sure," Henderson said, turning into the parking lot. "He'd turn me into his bitch in sixty seconds." Mulder was still laughing when they walked into the conference room. ++++++++++ Scully seemed to be in a good mood for a meeting on a Saturday morning. "Good morning," she said as she set her briefcase down on the table on the other side of Henderson, and opened it. "Good news on the search of the landfill. The County guys found trash bags with bloody sheets." She put the digital pictures of the Canterell apartment on the table. "Dr. Mathis is walking them through the labs, herself. She called me." Mulder felt an almost painful shock. "There's something on them. He couldn't leave the building. Someone would have seen him. So he went back and shoved them through the garbage chute." He turned to Henderson. "Remember how the basement dumpster was just emptied?" The others had come in. Wallace said to them all. "Fingerprints has a partial print off the box of garbage bags. It doesn't match the victim's. We're running it, just in case." Everyone sat down. Scully took out a set of autopsy protocols and began flipping through the pages. ++++++++++ The thing about situational flings, Scully thought as the briefing dragged on, is that you have to take full advantage of the situation. She picked up a Post-It notepad, wrote, "You have a hickey on your neck," and slid the pad over to Henderson. He leaned over, casually, read it, and wrote. "You look hot." He pointed with his pen to something on her file. It would have been flirtatious, but Henderson gave her a sideways look that gave "hot" another shade of meaning. Mulder glanced inquiringly at them. Henderson said. "How should we structure any information about the autopsies? What do we publicize, and what do we hold back?" Wallace and Mulder began arguing. David sat back in his chair and said, his lips barely moving. "Stop it." Scully almost snickered. Under cover of the increasingly acrimonious discussion amongst the senior agents and Mulder, she said, her voice pitched very low. "So, you're coming over tonight?" "Oh, yeah," David said, not taking his eyes from Mulder. ++++++++ Scully was looking for leftovers to heat up when her phone rang. "Hey, Scully," Mulder said. "I'm not sure the murders in Baltimore are connected to the last three. They're very similar. Do you think you could double check and see if there is anything really different in what the autopsies showed?" She cradled the phone on her shoulder and tightened the belt of her robe. "That's interesting, Mulder. I think I indicated my doubts about that in my report, which you should have." "Yeah, but you weren't definite. I would like to refocus the investigation on the last three. Well, two, really, since the District victim was cremated." "That's a good idea. I can review the stuff here over tomorrow. Dr. Mathis is also interested, so she'll give us all the time she can." David came into the kitchen, pulling on his shirt, saw her talking, and mouthed "Mulder?" She nodded. "I think we should go over the victims' property," Mulder was saying in her ear. "Do an investigation like we're doing a security check for Kersh." "What, look for fertilizer sales?" She scowled at David, as he picked up one of the containers and sniffed at it. He quickly dumped it into the garbage disposal. "Never mind. I know what you mean. Look, it's Saturday night, Mulder. I don't mind working tomorrow," David gave her a horrified look, "but we're not going to find anyone to talk to until Monday. I'll review my reports, and give you a call tomorrow afternoon." "Good," Mulder said. "Hey, Scully? What about Henderson?" "What about him?" she asked, warily. David smirked, and went back into the living room. She heard the television come on, very faintly. "You don't mind him working with us, do you? He's pretty good with this stuff, all things considered." Scully grinned to herself, rejecting several remarks. "Well, I think he'll back you up all the way," she said. "In fact, he'll probably work on Sunday." "Okay, then. Talk to you tomorrow." They hung up. After a moment, she heard David's cell phone ring, and burst out laughing. "Bite me, Doc!" he yelled. She picked up her own phone and ordered pizza. David walked back into the kitchen when he heard her hang up, so she could hear him talking to her partner. He was as solemn as usual. "Things bother me about the whole Patterson thing, Mulder. It's like there's several different agendas going on." He had Scully's full attention, and, apparently, Mulder's. "First - do the Baltimore murders have 'nothing' to do with the Virginia murders? But who wants you to involve a disgraced unit chief? Who wants you to fail? Second - why were we given just his notes? Something bothers me, but I don't have it worked out. Third - Patterson had powerful friends who don't want any further disgrace and publicity for him, or for the Bureau. Why were you sent to stir it up? Why didn't Skinner answer you when you asked him?" Scully felt the back of her neck prickle. If David only knew what could be stirred up; how many times Skinner couldn't answer their questions. And how weird was it that she had checked his neck for implants? David listened to something Mulder said, and replied. "Yeah, I don't, but I was still paying attention. Do they really want these solved? Wallace does, yeah, I don't think he's going to pin them on Patterson. Nice trick, since he's in a straight jacket most of the time. I'll look at my notes and call you." He clicked off and caught Scully's appraising look. "I'm not just a pretty face," he said, not smiling. His gaze drifted over her face, but he didn't ask another question. End 03/06 ++++++++++